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    Senior Member blabbermouth 1OldGI's Avatar
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    The following questions were in last year's GED examination

    (These are genuine answers).

    Q. What is a turbine?

    A.. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.

    Q. How is dew formed.
    A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
    A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

    Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
    A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

    Q. What are steroids?
    A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs .
    (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)

    Q. What happens to your body as you age
    A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
    (So true)

    Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A.. Premature death.

    Q. What is artificial insemination?
    A.. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

    Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
    A.. Keep it in the cow.
    (Simple, but brilliant)

    Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
    A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.

    The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and

    the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (WTF!)

    Q. What is the fibula?
    A.. A small lie.

    Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
    A.. Nearby.

    Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
    A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
    (That would work)

    Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
    A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome .

    Q. What is a seizure?
    A.. A Roman Emperor.
    (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

    Q. What is a terminal illness?
    A. When you are sick at the airport.

    Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
    A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

    Q. Name the four seasons
    A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
    The older I get, the better I was

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    So what is the problem? Those are the answers in the teachers copy of the "common core" text book and test prep.
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    The four seasons - just great. And here was me trying to think of the names of Franky Valli's band.
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    To be honest, I was a bit disappointed that Tabasco sauce did not appear in the four seasons answer
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