Adam-
Thank you very much for taking the time to read the replies and respond. I cant help feeling that you have been very unfairly treated. Too soon came the calls of 'troll', to me it seemed you became the verbal punchbag and seemed destined to not respond. I am VERY glad you did.
Yes I do think you'll find that a proper straight razor is far better. And it may be the case that you could benefit from some attention to your technique. But there isnt a person who has posted here who wouldnt benefit from the same. I am VERY glad you have no intentions of ditching straight razor shaving but I urge you to try a proper straight razor asap.
Thank you very much for taking the time to respond. You are IMO as welcome here as anyone else.
PS. Garry- I bet you're the type that likes Marmite too...... *boak*