Thread: “_____ is not the same as ______”

Here's a mindless game for us all to play. How many ways can you complete the following sentence with shaving related words?

“______ is not the same as ______”

Here are some examples (albeit quite corny):

1. Honing an edge is not the same as edging a hone

2. A thrust bearing is not the same as a thrusting bear

3. Polishing compound is not the same as compound polishing

4. Lathering your face is not the same as facing your lather

5. Taping a spine is not the same as spinal tapping

6. Grinding a bevel is not the same as beveling a grinder

Others??

Down under shaving is not the same as shaving down under

(or is it?)

Loading your brush is not the same as brushing your load.

Shaving your face is not the same as facing your shave.

Pumping your brush is not the same as brushing your pump.

Here's another:

Junking your scales is not the same as scaling your junk

Tempering your steel is not the same as steeling your temper.

Oh my, this thread has quickly headed south and full of innuendo, so on that note...

Slicing a finger is not the same as fingering a slice.

You guys are cracking me up ..... here's another:

Honey horn is not the same as a horny honey

Holding your liquor is not the same as licking your holder.

Riding around with your girl on a horse is not the same as horsing around with your girl on a ride.

Whipping your cream is not like creaming your whip