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  1. It's a hot day outside.

    by , 07-20-2012 at 05:38 PM
    July is winding down and itís hot outside. I mean really hot. A couple of the guys are frying an egg on the pavement and the air is so thick with humidity it takes an effort to breathe. We hear in the big city they have this thing called refigÖumm refridÖwell some contraption that makes the air cold. I donít know why you would need something like that we just pack things in salt around these parts and to cool off we just mosey out to the old quarry and jump in.

    I stopped in to the ...
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  2. What Happens When You're Gone?

    by , 10-27-2011 at 10:58 PM
    I was getting ready to shave last night and picked out my weapons, my DD Golden Mandarin and my Thater Brush and hmmÖ lets see Iíll use Obieís revenge (MDC soap) and finish with some Royall Spice AS. Well Iím lathered up and strop up the razor and start the first stroke down my chin and unnoticed the missus walks by and decides Iím in the way of her getting into the closet and slams the door into my back. Oh, sorry dear you didnít hurt yourself did you? Why of course not the streams of blood running ...
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  3. The Tale Of The Talking Razor

    by , 09-24-2011 at 10:50 PM
    This morning I was getting ready for the usual daily shave and hmm..Öletís see, what razor shall I use today? Maybe one of the ones with the precious metal scales or one of those encrusted with precious gems or maybe the one owned by Napoleon or Louis the 14 or 15th (I can never remember there were so many of them) or perhaps the one Rasputin used or the one with the Kryptonite Scales (yea I can bend steel in my bare hands after using that baby). No I think Iíll use old reliable the TI Damascus ...
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  4. Back in Time

    by , 07-27-2011 at 12:17 AM
    Itís Saturday morning at the Little bigspendurs house and itís hot as blazes outside and there are no fans or air conditioners. So Pa, gets me up early and says weíre goin for a haircut. So we leave the apartment and make the trek one block down Manor Avenue and there ahead on Westchester Avenue on the right like the opening gates to heaven is the entrance to Andyís Barber Shop. As we approach you can hear the rumble and clanging of the elevated train going by above us. Thereís that moving, lite-up ...
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