Thread: The best pre-shave conditioner in the whole wide world!

yes I just got a bottle of B.P Pre Shave solution and it's fantastic. It comes in this fancy bottle and you get 8 oz for $30 but it goes a long way. You just take a dab and spread it on your face until your whole face is reddish brown and it lubes the razor something wonderful why, you don't even need shave cream or a brush anymore. Once you finish shaving since it doesn't come off you leave it on and it protects your skin from the ravages of the sun all day and gives you that tanned look the ladies love to see in a real man. It also protects your straight. All in one easy step.

The best part is it's a totally natural product harvested from the sea with no additions or fillers. The smell is a little funky but some would say it makes you smell like a roughneck and how macho is that. It comes with it's own pelican feather to help apply it with.

Soon it will come in a variety of scents; aviary, fish,turtle and sea breeze.

If your interested you better hurry and contact me before some mean moderator removes this link as a sales offer.

I heard about this stuff, is yours Florida, Louisiana, Alabama or Mississippi water ? I heard Florida is the best ?

That's the other thing. Each state comes in a different colored bottle. The pea green bottle from Florida is the best in my opinion. I'm sure we'll be adding to the state inventory.

I made it all the way through the first paragraph before I felt a tug at my leg!

I've just been notified that for you guys in Europe who are afraid you will have to pay heavily for shipping not to worry. By around August you will have free shipping right to your front door courtesy of B.P.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

I've just been notified that for you guys in Europe who are afraid you will have to pay heavily for shipping not to worry. By around August you will have free shipping right to your front door courtesy of B.P.

Got an LOL out of that one.....

it took me a minute on that one. Hey don't forget that a custom cap will be another addition very soon.

by the way here is a product to wash it off with.......
http://www.parkderm.com/cart/products_acne.htm

You ought to try the Three Mile Island version of the B. P. pre and post-shave...It imparts a really nice glow to one's face.

It's BP, not B.P. (there are no periods after the letters).